airdate: May 17, 1990
director: Caleb Deschanel
writer: Harley Peyton
Summary: Lucy gets the result of her pregnancy test; Leo shoots Waldo; Cooper, Truman, and Ed Hurley go to One-Eyed Jack's; Maddie sets up Jacoby; Audrey goes undercover at One-Eyed Jack's; someone spies on Dr. Jacoby.
**two star rating: My Log Does Not Judge
notes: Perhaps if Audrey would have just *postponed* her little naked-in-bed stunt she would have been better received by Cooper. Shelley's (Madchen's) acting is actually all right when telling Bobby about shooting Leo. Unicorn=ancient symbol of purity, how ironic for the "freshly scented" perfume counter One-Eyed Jack's recruits. Cooper has a lot of good ideas and seems to me like a sophisticated and giddy nerd. Quite attractive, though. I feel really bad for Jacoby, innocent in all this. Poor hippy.
Best Lynch Moment: Leland watching (unobserved) Maddie sneak out of the house.
Best line: I DON'T LIKE BIRDS. --Coop, declining to feed Waldo.
New Characters: Waldo the Myna Bird, Mysterious Asian Man
Coffee, pie, or doughnut references: 2
