My areas of expertise

If I would have gone legitimate as a film scholar, I would have become the go-to girl on cheesy 80s films, focusing mostly on comedy but also including the horror genre. This may still happen one day. Here's the list of what I would deem myself an authority on:

1. Porky's
2. Porky's 2, The Next Day
3. Porky's Revenge
4. Mannequin
5. Desperately Seeking Susan
6. The Legend of Billie Jean
7. Sixteen Candles
8. The Breakfast Club
9. The Naked Gun
10. For Keeps
11. Caddyshack
12. Big Business
13. Clue
14. Soapdish
15. The Blues Brothers
16. St. Elmo's Fire
17. Less Than Zero

1. Fright Night
2. The Lost Boys
3. Halloween, 1, 2, and 3
4. Cujo
5. Christine
6. Creepshow
7. Carrie
8. Friday the 13th, 1, 2, 3, Final Chapter, New Beginning, Jason Lives, and New Blood
9. Nightmare on Elm Street, 1, 2, and 3
10. Children of the Corn