Monday, May 28, 2007
not good, dr. hill.
I was so horribly uncomfortable throughout the whole thing that I am just now starting to un-tense my entire system. I started watching this like, 3 weeks ago and just finished the last 40 minutes today. The best thing I can give it was that the condo was nice. And the pictionary fight was semi-entertaining. I just can't do Vince Vaughn. AT ALL. Let alone J-Anniston. She is just so generic and anorexic and RACHEL FROM FRIENDS that I feel like I've already seen and experienced everything she has to offer. What a pisser.
Just as I turned it off, THE ROCK was playing on one of the HBOs, right at the part when Goodspeed is inquiring as to the future of Mr. Henderson's head. I COULD HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS INSTEAD!!!!!!! Let's cut the chit-chat A-HOLE indeed.
I love Nic Cage. He does over the top in a way that does NOT make my insides turn outward.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
Hello, Beastie.
Here is my message in a bottle to Captain Jack Sparrow:
I love you. I have lots of rum. Now bring me that horizontal. I mean.....HORIZON.
Sequels that Rock:
1. Pirates O' Carr.
2. The Matrix. I'LL TAKE ANYONE ON ON THIS ONE TOO. BRING IT.
3. Young Guns
4. Indiana Jones
5. ANything involving James Cameron
I just realized that SPARROW (not BAUER) is the new jack.
I have yet to watch the 2hour season finale. I heard it blew. Big Surprise.
Matt mentioned that the 24 movie may just bring Tony Almeida back from the dead......!
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
And the hits just keep on comin'
Jesus H. I knew this would all end badly, but there is only so much we can take here! If it's not Vito Jr. taking a crap on the shower floor we have all this business to deal with. Chris is probably better off, to tell the truth. They never would have accepted his new and improved views on life, then they would all have to take a look at what shitty fathers THEY were.....Peace out there, Spider.
AJ-----I just can't quite accept his new-found HEY I'm NOT A SLACKER, I REALLY CARE ABOUT THE WORLD, etc.,etc. (So your life is in the toliet, so your wife is bangin' a used car salesman, it's embarassing, i know! but god dammit harry, TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!) Like Chris, probably would have been better off (dead). Sorry AJ.
PHIL LEOTARDO. holy christ. This guy as Frankie, was pretty much the angel of death to Pesci and his brother in CASINO. I almost enjoy that he is reclaiming the role here as well. This is the guy that is going to bring down the Sopranos? While I can't say I expected it from the beginning, the guy always had some kind of score to settle, from the moment he got sprung from the clink. I say it's either him or Paulie Walnuts that's gonna tank them all.
Pity.
Friday, May 4, 2007
Reasons 24 is in the crapper........
1. First and foremost.........see above.
Why in the name of JESUS-CHRISTO would they axe Tony right his height? BAD BAD BAD. While the rest of season 5 was still good, we had all the President Logan and his boozer wife business going on to distract us. PLUS a few other unsavory items as well.
2. The only decent thing they DID do was to bring back Romano for a second run only to have him killed WAY too soon. His evilness was actually kind of fun for me. So what next, as things are going from bad to worse..........
(here comes the inevitable mention of the PARIAH OF THE SHOW, fully responsible for my loathing and indifference...)
3. GAG, GAG, GAG, and GAG. Oh, in addition to being COMPLETELY BUTT, he is a fricking MORON to boot. GET OUT OF MY LIFE DOYLE, YOU AND BASICALLY YOU ALONE ARE THE SOLE REASON FOR THE SHOW COMPLETELY TANKING. yuck.
4. I could go on for a few more paragraphs about the stupid shit with Audrey and the grossness of Veep Noah Daniels, but I feel as though it would exhaust me and just make me madder and at this point, I won't do it. I tried to watch 6 minutes of the "Audrey's Crazy" episode and I barely made it. I finished my sandwich and saw no point to continue.
5. This is very sad for me as there was a time, not too long ago, that 24 was pretty much my reason for loving media again. Oh how the tables have turned.
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