Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Lineup.

All right everyone, here are your WORST FILMS EVER MADE: (categorized and everything).

High Profile Disasters (vodka)
1. Gigli
2. Nothing But Trouble
3. Desperate Measures
4. The Happening
5. Pearl Harbor
6. Speed 2
7. Mortal Thoughts
8. Titanic
9. The Bounty Hunter
10. Lady in the Water
11. A Thin Line Between Love and Hate
12. The Wicker Man
13. The Box
13.5 Vanilla Sky


Misunderstood/Rubbed People Wrong (beer)
14. Punch Drunk Love
15. Altered States
16. Cloverfield
17. Under The Cherry Moon
18. Freeway
19. Chronicles of Riddick


Low-Budget/Ridiculous (rum)
20. Funhouse
21. Troll
22. Descent
23. The Mutant Chronicles

Cheese (whiskey)
24. Bring It On, Again
IS THAT ELOISE HAWKING? JESUS!
25. Bedazzled
26. The Pink Chiquitas
27. Stepbrothers
28. Blades of Glory
29. Anchor Man
30. Balls of Fury
31. Eight Crazy Nights


Chick Flicks (malt beverages)
32. Nights in Rodanth
33. Friends With Money
34. Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
35. All About Steve
36. You've Got Mail
37. Hope Floats
38. Crossroads

Hopefully I can finish this without becoming a certified alcoholic.

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